Inspiration struck - let's make this a monthly thing. Today I'll just C&P from the board:
You know what really grinds my gears? When people ask to be spoiled for a book. Especially if they are going to read it, but don't want to be rushed through it - they want to know what happens so they can read it slowly. WTF!?
If you like a book, read it! If you are reading it really fast, it is a sign of a GOOD BOOK. Re-read it after to catch the little things you missed the first time! That is the beauty of the re-read!
You know what really grinds my gears? When someone actually spoils the books for said people. I have no words.
You know what really grinds my gears? When someone reads a chapter and says 'this is really slow, is it going to get better?' Especially when it is a book that tons of people are raving about. No, it sucks, but we all pretend to love it.
You know what really grinds my gears? When someone complains about a book, and is fighting to keep reading it, and is arguing about how they don't get/agree with different parts of the book. Then stop reading it! No one is holding a gun to your head, for christ's sake!
On second thought, let's hope this won't be a monthly thing, and that people stop being dumb. I know, I know, it's asking a lot ;-)